Tonight I watched the movie “Alien”, this will make the… oh, I stopped counting so long ago it is not even worth mentioning. Let me just say that I have the script memorized and will speak the lines before they are spoken on the idiot box.
To be fair, I do like this movie. If I am willing to watch it that many times, then that much must be obvious, right? Right.
But there is an important thing that has always stood out to me, that is: Why in the hell did she not just leave the darned cat on the ship and take Parker and Lambert and get the hell off (the ship, that is… this was not a porn flick)?
Don’t take this wrong… I love cats! I think that they are great and I would be truly saddened if something happened to mine. But get real for a moment. If my house is burning down and Sally and Critter decide at that particular moment that they want to play hide and seek… I am sorry… looks like broiled kitty is on the menu!
… Wait… we are talking about a movie. What do you mean, “Get Real!”
Think about it… someone writing this script had to sit down and think, “What can we do to slow her down? Let’s create a bond with her and a… uh… Turtle! no, too docile. Canary! no… it would have a heart attack the moment someone screamed and we would go through two or three every scene. Ah… a dog! No… they like almost everyone and would end up wanting to play with the Alien or end up chasing it out an airlock. Hey… A CAT!!! They are aloof, like to hide, make an interesting hissing sound when upset. Perfect. Now lets make this Rippley chick have a greater bond for the cat than her crew!”
So someone thought up the idea that an officer, pardon me… a warrant officer (apologies to my brother Scott.) would put the life of a cat before the life of her crew.
If this had been me? Let the cat out of the little glass box and run free. Cat’s can figure things out pretty well, and who knows? It might find it’s way to the shuttle on it own. If not, then Jonesy would become one with the universe. He would become “Star Stuff”, in the words of my Hero… Carl Sagan. The kittie would cease to be.
Heck… it might have even made and interesting story line to have Rippley take the cat out of the box and throw it at the alien. A clawing, spitting, overall pissed off cat would have kept the alien busy for a couple minutes while Rippley got away.
But… I am not dumb. I rewinded the movie. I plotted where the story would have gone from the moment they decided to abandon the ship and leave, had she left the frikken cat. The movie would only have gone on for about another ten minutes. This would not have been a good alternate ending and likely would have never made the director’s cut of the special edition DVD box set.
Maybe this is a good reason why I am not a producer!
But there is a question I would like to ask, in general, to you, the readers.
Is there ever, in your opinion, a right time or reason to do something that might be considered the wrong thing?
There is a movie called “V for Vendetta” that is set in what I would call a “dystopian” future, in the UK. A future where the UK has become a closed society and imposes strict rules on what you can read, listen to, say and do. All TV is controlled and monitored by the government. In short, it is a very Orwellian story.
The main character is a radical, who, while the story make him out to be a modern hero for that time, is performing acts of domestic terrorism in the city where the story is set. All this in order to embolden the people, the citizenry, to stand up and take back their country and their freedoms.
So the question stands. Is there a time when you can justify something that is obviously an act of terrorism, or the actions of what is basically a domestic terrorist, when the popular movement supports that person or group?
Watching this movie, I walk away with an odd feeling from it. I do enjoy the movie, it is a powerful movie with a positive statement. “V”, the main character in this movie said; “People should not fear their government, their government should fear the people.” This statement alone is one that I think we have all forgotten, and this movie demonstrates that act carried, in my opinion, too far.
It is a movies that carries with it a mixed message. Expressing the need for people to stand up and take their place in the path that their country takes. It also carries a dangerous message, especially in these “Post 9/11″ years, when even the slightest act of sedition is enough to put you on the government’s watch list.
I watch the movie and I do see many similarities between the society that they show and the way we are becoming. No… our government is not getting THAT oppressive yet, but the interpretation of the people, willing to sit back and watch as the government tells them how to live, work and love. That I can see us doing, because face it… many of us Americans are becoming lazy and complacent.
If you have not seen the movie, then I would like to ask that you give it a whirl. I hope that you will not only watch it for the entertainment factor, but also to take the time and examine it from a historic point of view. I would like to know what others take from the movie and if that is anything along the lines of what I took from it.
Is there another Guy Fawkes out there, waiting in the wings, waiting for a cause to undertake?
Is there even a time when doing wrong is justified, if the end result can be considered good?
Maybe not, it depends on the circumstances. (50%, 1 Votes)
Yes... if it was against a evil, then the bad would be outweighed. (50%, 1 Votes)
No... morally, wrong is always wrong. (0%, 0 Votes)
To be fair, I went into this movie expecting a poorly made remake of a movie about a book. That is to say that while the original movie was good, they had to make some changes in order to make the movie a little more politically correct for it’s time.
This movie had me worried. Making a movie based on a really good book is dangerous enough, but making a movie about a REALLY good book is like pissing on a spark plug, just to see what will happen. I sit here to tell you that I was not too displeased with the results.
One of the first things that started me having high hopes for this was when I saw that Ridley Scott was involved in it. Pretty much anything that has his name on it turns out pretty good. OK… I will pretend that “G.I. Jane” was just that he woke up with a headache when he took that on.
The movie was well done, and except for about the last third, it stayed pretty close to the book. Obviously they updated things to make more sense in this day and time. The last third of the movie took on a little too much of that whole, “Kirk and Spock, shoot around the sun, time travel, paradox.” feel for me. Face it, the whole time travel thing thing has been beat to death, stomped on, thrown in the oven, rebaked and served to us with some other name. Like so much day old bread put in a new bag.
My main complaints are actually with the graphics and CGI work in the movie. You would think that since this is a A&E production, they might be able to afford someone like, say, Industrial Lights and Magic. If you want an example of the problems I am talking about, look for this one. Towards the begining, when the team is dropped of in Piedmont, as the Helo takes off, you will see that the overlay is all wrong and the perspective is wrong for the placement of the people in comparison to where the Helo is.
Sorry… I know I nit pick, but if I did not, then who would?
If you happen to see this on again, watch it. It really is not too bad and this is coming from a guy who, for the most part, really does not like movie adaptations of good books.
I will rarely go to the movies anymore, usually when I post these reviews, it is based on a movie that I have waited to make the transition from the BIG screen, the the little screen.
It is not because I do not like to go to the theater, but it is more about the cost.
I know there are those out there that can beat me on this, but I can recall when I was young, going to the movies and spending about $3.50 to get in during the regular showing. Nowadays you practically have to go down and apply for a small personal loan if you want to see a non-matinée movie and want to get a couple sodas and popcorn. You will need some collateral if you plan on getting one of their pizzas or pretzels.
So my wife and I went to the theater and saw this movie.
I will tell you something. This movie was really good. In fact, I would say that it was the first time I had been to the movies in a long time, where I did not leave feeling like I wasted two plus hours of my life, and a handful of money… like I felt when I saw the last three Star Wars movies.
It had a good story, good characters and Robert Downey has made a pretty good come back with this movie.
If you are a fan of the comics, which I was years and years ago, then you will certainly like this one. The story is updated for the modern time, and the topics are written to use current story lines.
Go see this movie!!!
Favorite line: “This is the Fun-V, your in the Hum-V!”
WARNING… PART OF THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS VERBAL MEANDERING WITH INTERMITTANT POINTS OF CLARITY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. IF YOU ARE MISSING A SENSE OF HUMOR, PLEASE LEAVE THE SITE IMMEDIATELY.
How many people out there know what movie the title of this article came from? There are many of you who probably think I am just being hateful, or mean, or making a racist comment. Trust me… I am not.
The quote came from what I would have to say is one of the greatest comedy movies, from the greatest comedy mind of our time. Mel Brooks and the movie was, dare I say? (Dare Dare) Blazing Saddles.
I started this article out with that for two reasons… first, because I know that there are probably people out that might not have ever heard that line, and will be drawn in by the sensationalism of it (Hi there, and welcome!), and also because I have just always wanted to use that quote for something.
I miss the days when movies could really take chances and not have to worry about some particular group being offended by something, or having some organization crawl out of the legal swamps and morass to defend some group that has yet to realize that they think they are being victimized.
A good RECENT example is the whole controversy over the character “Jar Jar Binks” in the last episodes of the Star Wars franchise. Yes, I will agree, Jar Jar needs to be killed in the most gruesome way possible for being one of the most irritating characters ever created in the the history of Science Fiction, following a close second would be the entire cast and concept of the movie “The Black Hole”, which ranks right there with “Attack of the killer tomatoes.” But I digress…
Jar Jar was a irritation, not too far removed from severe jock itch if you are Edward Sisor , but the idea that he was offensive to the Jamaican community? That is a bit a of stretch. Yes, he had an accent that would be considered slightly “island” and with a stretch of the imagination, you could say his ears looked slightly “Dreadlockish”. But SciFi is SciFi… we have no idea what is out there and what they look like, or how they sound. If you watch most of the newer SciFi movies and TV shows, then all of Australia and England should be offended, since it appears that most spacefaring races have a distiguished British accent.
But going back for a moment to the 70s, and the movies that were out at that time, you can see that there are some of them that would probably never make it back to the big screen, if they were released, brand new, today.
Take the whole opening sequence to “Blazing Saddles”, for those of you who remember it. The continuously running joke about Cleavon Little, and his become the first black sheriff of the town. How they actors kept teasing you with by saying things like, “The Sheriff, he’s a ni…” then a bell would ring, or something else would sound. And just when you were SURE that they would not say it… John Hillerman’s character drops the “N” word. Please see play the embedded video for the real scene.
I honestly do not think that studios could get away with releasing movies like that today without being called to task for them. Blazing Saddles was not being racist, it was making fun of the fact that there is racism out there and at the process of BEING racist.
If you go back even further, there are other examples that are not as light hearted as Blazing Saddles, and while their message is considered “Racially Insensitive” by today’s standards of not being allowed, in some cases, to acknowledge color or nationality except in a educational way, they were considered appropriate and innocent for their time.
As another example, look at the Disney movie The Song of the South. This was not a malicious movie, is was a fun movie whose message was in no way negative. It simple told a story about the deep south and was set in the past. There are probably very few younger people, born after the mid seventies, that remember this movie. In spite of the way people probably will look at it today, it was a good movie, and some of you may be familiar with the music of it.
If you have never seen The Song of the South, then I would ask that you rent it, if you can find it. I have actually been in two places that will not carry it because they consider it offensive material. Yet it you walk down the isles, you see just about every horror film you can imagine, and one of them had an adult movie section. Granted… these were smaller private rental places, but the point is made.
I think the point I am trying to make with this is that yes, racism is important, and it is something that makes no sense. There are already plenty of ways to keep ourselves divided, why make the color of our skin, or where we were born one of them. But we also need to laugh at ourselves sometimes. There are probably just as many Black idiots as there are White idiots, Red ones, Brown one, etc… Likewise, there are probably just as many of each who are as smart or smarter than you and I. The idea that you can look at a person’s skin color, and decide that they are smart or dumb, worthy or not of respect, etc, tells me that the person making that decision is missing something upstairs.
I think that portraying racism or bigotry in a humorous light makes it that much less of an issue, because if you can laugh at something like this, then you are that much closer to beating it. Simply dwelling on the negative does not fix the problems. Sometimes you need to look at something like this, and laugh. Make a movie about it and let other people laugh.
Can you imagine a world where racism was laughed at the same way we laugh at people when they same that they think the earth is flat, or Elvis is still alive, or that modern technology is based on what they found at Roswell?
Next time you hear a person use the “N” word, as referenced above… start laughing at them… just keep laughing and walk away. Who knows… maybe if they get the hint that the shock value of the word is gone, they will not use it as much. Then people like Mel Brooks can start putting out the movies we know and love!
Last year I saw a couple previews for the movie SunShine, but it never made it to my local theatre. Before I knew it, it was in the DVD rental list on my Netflix account.
I ordered it, and then when it arrived, I watched it expecting it to be a poorly made movie. I mean, why else would it have gone to video so soon after hitting the theatres? That is something that usually only happens to either, a. Really bad movies. b. Movies that make you really think about something or c. Movies that touch on a subject that no one wanted to accept.
So I watched it and I really liked it. The effects were great, the story, while a little improbable, was good. The characters were believable, and the end was very well done.
Granted… there are some of the concepts of the movie that were a little out there. But I will discuss those at the end.
Without giving away the movie to the people that might want to see it, the easiest way I can describe it is that it is about sacrifice. People taking a dangerous journey with the intent of using an experimental device to reignite the sun. Add to this that this is not the first attempt. They are traveling in the wake of a previous attempt, that failed. So the odds are already against them.
This movie is good in the sense that there is a lot to the story that speaks to humans in general. We usually do not give up or give in. We are bound and determined to go up against insurmountable odds to achieve something that may or may not work.
This movie is motivational, with a little horror, and a grand theme. If I were to make comparisons… it is like Red Planet, with a pinch of Event Horizon and a little bit of Core.
My only arguements:
1. The concept that by collecting all the remaining fissionable material on Earth, and taking it to the sun in an attempt to restart it, is like a flea crawling up and elephant’s rear with rape in mind.
2. I am not sure that there is much of anything that we can create that could survive a direct entry into the sun’s coronasphere and live long enough to detonate therein.
Those things aside, this is a great movie to watch!
A week or so ago there was a Bronson marathon on TV. They showed all the “Death Wish” movies, so I sat down and watched them. To be fair, this is not the first time that I have seen them. I watched them all several years ago, and back then I enjoyed them for the violence factor… like anyone of my age, at the time. I can only say that it was probably a testosterone thing.
Today, when I see them, it is fun to watch them, but the thing that I liked about then seems to be gone. When I watched the series this last time, I could not see the same thing in them that I did way back when.
So… in watching the shows this time, I was not able to keep from taking them apart, so here are the things I learned in watching them:
1. It is much easier to get military class weapons that you and I thought.
2. With all their training and drilling, FBI, Police, Etc… are very poor shots, and could not hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant.
3. The fatality of getting shot is inversely proportional to your importance in the plot of the story being told.
4. Almost any villain can be dissuaded from attacking you, if you have a clever one-liner.
5. No one notices a heavily armed white guy in a predominantly ethnic ‘hood.
6. Gang members take their fashion queues from the the 1980’s.
7. DO NOT fall in love, the person will die shortly.
8. Most cops and ministers have something to hide.
9. Guns will always jam when you need them most.
10. If you have a good monologue, the bad guy will always let you finish it before you shoot them.
Granted… there are probably more, but I am tired, so I will stop now.
SWSamurai
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